Toasters

I don't expect anyone to ever read this page (having not told anyone about it an all), but that's okay. I suppose it will be like talking to myself. I can vent and vent and vent, but really there isn't anyone apart from myself out there listening. Or in this case, reading.
Don't get me wrong, I sometimes think I do actually have someone else inside my head, but then I trip over a toaster or something and I realise that if there were anyone else in there, they would have seen the toaster.